He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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