Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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