i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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