thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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