I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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