oh god the rape fog is back!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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