Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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