when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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