Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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