Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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