Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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