That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We had to coat check the pizza.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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