I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You've changed since you got that strap on
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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