You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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