So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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