My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just want nice things and good sex
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
