If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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