I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Drunk
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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