it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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