He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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