How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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