I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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