i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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