I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You need a sexual gate keeper
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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