gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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