I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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