I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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