Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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