I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
