Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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