Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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