careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
