Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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