Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I have post one night stand depression
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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