She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You're a waste of cheezeits
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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