My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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