Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You did what with his pubic hair?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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