Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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