I want to stick my p in your. b.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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