How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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