using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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