so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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