so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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