found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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