I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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