so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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