Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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