Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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