She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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