literally had 100 drinks last night.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
